callme-snorlax: bboy-for-life: tranniesandgrannies: If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life. HAHAHAHAHA
dannybang: v05: These little boys r nutz The kid in the middle with the green beanie… damn o:
I notice everything.
And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.
juhjuhjamie: megadosed: comfortkeepsusnice: worthlessboat: wha whaitfsd fhwhat did i jsut watch this will always make melaughisn so hard agojd;lskjf whatthehell..LOLOL and i thought i was awkward…ok no more, please, no more D:
The Many Faces of Nigel Thornberry
pumpkinsouppp: funkytoaster: i’m not going to pretend like i didn’t laugh to the point of tears after seeing this.
t-e-p-i-d: kwadi: it keeps getting better omf LOL is this real
jeezca: LMAO I LOVE THE OFFICE.
I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY...CAUSE I'M A CUTIE PIE
jaejunn: joebang: HAHA stole from someones status hahahaha ahahha
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.